The VOCO Clock, an alarm clock that plays audio messages from Stephen Fry, as your personal valet, to wake you up in the morning. Messages for both sir and madam are included.

The makers of the clock are now offering 10 of the audio samples as a no-cost Creative Commons licensed download, and the remaining 60 as a purchasable download. The site recommends using the samples with Aurora, the free iTunes alarm clock for the Mac.

Can a single thing get any more awesome?