The Unemployed Philosophers Guild sells toys for humanities majors. Plush dolls of famous thinkers such as Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, Frida Kahlo, and Gandhi. Sets of finger puppets of artists, philosophers and more to host your own heated arguments. Interactive pillows with famous artwork, including a Birth of Venus pillow that winds up and plays "Pretty Woman." Freudian Slippers. Poetry ties. After-therapy mints, after-Shakespeare mints, others. Nietzsche's Will To Power Bar. Watches, mugs, pill boxes, and more. And several anti-Bush items, as well. I'm ruining dozens of great gift ideas for friends and family that read my blog.