We are here today to celebrate the memory of a truly beloved cat, Alexandre Peabody, son of Poopy and Kíté, a good, good kitten. He is in the place where all cats go, a small subdivision of Animal Heaven called Whiskerville, where the rivers flow with milk, and the trees are filled with tuna. Montgomery and Bunny, without this cat in your lives, you will notice yourselves ultimately buying a lot less cat food. It is our curse as human beings to outlive our beloved feline friends. We must say goodbye, feel sad, and finally, get another kitty. A different kitty to love, and pet, and clean up after. It is the cycle of kitties. A moment of silence please, for Alexandre.

-- "Brendon Gets Rabies," Home Movies