Because it makes too much noise at night, we need a new refrigerator. Because it freezes the milk and makes the icecream into a gooey soup, we need a new refrigerator. Because we are fearful, and we don't know that the world is friendly, and because there are people that hate us for unknown reasons, we definitely need a new refrigerator.

-- From The Metababy Gallery

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