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June 24, 2002

Andy: I've written plenty of stuff. I even sold a short story once.
Mr. Pickering: And that makes you a writer? I murdered a man with an axe once. By your liberal definition, I suppose that makes me an axe murderer.
Andy: Well, yeah.

-- Andy Richter Controls the Universe ("Wedding")