Photos of what time it is. I'm late to discovering this, but I'm not the only one, so it's OK. He needs more photos of more times; sign up for a time slot and submit a photo! (He also needs to fix his "time zone" calibration, or learn how to use JavaScript to serve the appropriate images.)

See also his 11:11 am I'm Single auctions.

Hand-drawn web design has always been one of my favorite gimmicks. Dot-matrix printed PrintShop graphics and text never even occurred to me.