Amazon.com PlayStation 2 Store. Christmas is, uh, just around the corner, you know. The damned thing probably plays DVDs better than my Apex.

I like how the PlayStation 2 already has a review posted: 5 stars, ends with the line, "I am hoping to get my hands on one as soon as possible." (Amazon has a sweepstakes for first reviews of a product.)

It's "out of stock", of course, and even when it comes in it'll sell out until after the holiday season, so it's OK to just give me an IOU. This also means Amazon won't let me put it on my wishlist. So if you go to my wishlist for holiday gift ideas, you won't see the $499 eternally unavailable PlayStation 2 on my wishlist. If you can't afford to get me a $499 eternally unavailable PlayStation 2, you can find less expensive gift ideas on my wishlist.